Today we’re going to go on a class trip! *hands out acid*

(via pizza)

I’m upset and I want new clothes

(Source: ostracizedpoodle, via 680-s0uth)

If your CV isn’t in a PDF format I don’t want to know.

People run from rain but
in bathtubs full of

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

(Source: cachaemic, via pizza)