I’m not going to be the girl you marry, but I’ll be the girl you’ll be thinking of 20 years from now while you engage in polite sex with your boring wife who fakes her orgasm to make you feel better about your receding hairline.
e.b. (via suspend)

(Source: angelicpanic, via nicoffeine)

A comfort zone is a beautiful place, but nothing ever grows there.
(via psych-facts)

(via hanthelion)

It turned out this man worked for the Dalai Lama. And she said gently-that they believe when a lot of things start going wrong all at once, it is to protect something big and lovely that is trying to get itself born-and that this something needs for you to be distracted so that it can be born as perfectly as possible.
Anne Lamott (via observando)


some people have sex in the kitchen

i eat in my bed

(via androgynyishot)